Pencil in penis backfires:

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
 
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past. So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade’s Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: “At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

“Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.”

Ya gotta be kidden me!

Quotes:

- Not very sharp, is he?
- I guess he found it too “hard” to take the pencil out.
- I don’t know, but it does give new meaning to the term “pencildick.”
- Get the lead out!

If you are overweight as much as an inch of your penis may be hidden beneath a layer of fat. That alone makes the effort to lose some weight worthwhile. You could have liposuction in this area to free up your hidden length but eating correctly is so much cheaper. Of coarse there is also the health benefit.

Weight loss can be attained if you do one thing. Lower your calorie intake until you are burning more calories than you ingest and you will gradually lose weight! You do not have to starve yourself and in fact that method will in the long run cause you to gain weight.

This is because your body thinks it is in a time of famine and will lower your metabolism to store as much fat as possible to keep you from starving! The answer is to eat freely when you want but to choose foods that are lower in calories.

To help out with this go to a bookstore and find the book Picture Perfect Weight Loss by Dr. Howard M. Shapiro. You don’t have to buy it just look at the picture examples of good low calorie food to eat. Start buying these items and lay off fast food and colas.

Another option is liposuction of the fat pad but this is expensive.

Have you tied edging?

Edging is when you stimulate yourself almost to ejaculation and stop or delay for as long as possible. It’s just getting as close to orgasm, the point you know if you did a few more strokes you would ejaculate.

Edging has a number of benefits. One is that it helps you delay orgasm by becoming accustomed to the “Edge”. Another is that it gets you to 100% erection, which is good for girth exercises. Edging may release more of the chemicals cAMP and cGMP - which increase blood to the penis.

When you edge, try to get myself as close to the point of ejaculation as possible before stopping. Then start an exercise, a squeeze technique variation is the best. Do this a few time during each workout.

One good thing about doing this is that when you finally let yourself finish, it’s much much more intense. But you shouldn’t let yourself finnish off until your workout is done. This will ensure you’re able to maintain strong erections throughout your exercise routine.

Just some basic definitions of common terms used when referring to different parts of the penis.

The Corona: The ridge of flesh demarcating where the head of the penis and the shaft join.

The Frenum -Frenulum: A thin strip of flesh on the underside of the penis that connects the shaft to the head.

The Foreskin, Prepuce: A roll of skin which covers the head of the penis in uncircumcised men.

The Urethra, Meatus: Opening at the tip of the penis to allow the passage of both urine and semen.

The Shaft: Area from the corona to the scrotum.

The Scrotum: A sac that hangs behind and below the penis, and contains the testes, the male sexual glands. The scrotum’s primary function is to maintain the testes at approximately 34 C, the temperature at which the testes most effectively produce sperm.

The Prostate: Produces a fluid that makes up the semen. The prostate gland also squeezes shut the urethra duct to the bladder, thus preventing urine from mixing with the semen